i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole
(via confusedkate)
Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif
and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this
Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
Which one of you assholes brought this back
(via onlylolgifs)
My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.
i sat here laughing for like ten minutes
I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING
and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE
And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?
him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*
(via katherineeex)
Hiiiiiiiii!
omfg
it has blood dripping from it’s mouth…BLOOD!
Converse’s music Tumblr is here. Let’s rage.
(via thosewhodied)
Pro tip: glue a tiny mirror over your drivers license photo so when you hand it to the police they will get confused and arrest themselves instead.
(via confusedkate)
Honestly, all I ever do now is just say to myself,”Well what the hell am I supposed to do now?”
